not happilly ever after

An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on ther front porch, reflecting on her long life, when all of a sudden a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

"Well now", says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."
POOF, Her rocking chair turns into solid gold.

"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young beautiful princess."
POOF, She turns into a beautiful young woman.

"Your third wish?" asked the fairy gormother.
Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them.
"Ooh, can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.

POOF. There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone would possibly
imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he
saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear: "Bet you're sorry you had me
neutered!"